NO NEED FOR THE ROTTWEILER, HONEY

Honey, I know you threatened to get Fred, that rottweiler, to keep me in line when I refused to do the simple things, like say “I love you.”  But what if I do one better and get this really cool, well, really HOT gift for Valentine’s?  I’ve heard it really does a trick on your relationship.


You start talking some pretty sizzling and hot stuff together, and you might as well be in the jacuzzi while you’re doin’ it, this...this...well, it’s like a recipe book.  Well, no, not a cookbook, but it will get our relationship cooking again.


They say we can do this thing in bed, while sitting at the breakfast table together, while at the beach.  Well, I should stop talking about it.  I haven’t gotten it yet for us, but the fact is I am about to.  And it’s easy.  I don’t have to spend hours at the jewelry story looking at ten thousand dollar diamonds and feeling like a cheap date!  And you know what?  Well, I was wondering if there’s a book you have wanted to buy for a long time and just haven’t for whatever reason, because I could order it with our Valentine’s gift and get free shipping.  And the money we save on shipping, well, maybe we could get a yogurt together. That’d be romantic, no?  This is a guarantee of changes from me, honey.  I would hope you might make a few as well, but....hey, this is my gift to you.  Love ya.


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